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List of ways to keep Akane and Kazuya apart!

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:34 pm


Oh no u diden't!

:D It's fun teasing these two. We know their love is true and nobody is a bigger fan of straight love than yours truly. But this is Mai-Otome and sillehness is around every corner.

In similar fashion to Ice's YKYLMHAMOTMW... thread, start a long list/chain of ways you can keep these two from making little Kazu babies. :3 Be a strict Otome and get busy! I'll start off:

1. Freeze Kazuya in a cryotube and bury him 2,000 feet under the ice in the most isolated spot in Antarctica. Razz


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Re: List of ways to keep Akane and Kazuya apart!

Post by Guest on Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:38 pm

2: Strap Kazuya with a hundred magnets and then attach him to a spaceship. Get Haruka to throw said spaceship back to space.

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Post by ookamidesu on Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:45 pm

3. Lock Kazuya in a basement with Death Row Kruger

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:27 pm

dye882003 wrote:3. Lock Kazuya in a basement with Death Row Kruger

We wanna keep him away from Akane, not kill him. ;p

4. Make Akane go through surgery to become a man. :shock: That plan might backfire if Kazuya doesn't care about appearances...

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Post by Guest on Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:33 pm

5. Imprison Akane up in the highest room of the tallest tower, and remember to give her a haircut now and then. Also, no windows for silly princes to try to climb.

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Post by Kino karutta-chan on Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:56 pm

dye882003 wrote:3. Lock Kazuya in a basement with Death Row Kruger
I had to laugh about this.

6. Easiest way: Go get Maya.

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:36 am

7. Send Lucy from Elfen Lied after Kazuya. He'll never come back. :twisted:

Oh wait, the no killing rule...^^;;;

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Post by Abicion on Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:31 am

8. Create a series of contrived, B Gata H Kei-like plot devices to keep them apart.

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:4. Make Akane go through surgery to become a man.
Oh, you mean like this?






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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:29 am

Abicion wrote:Oh, you mean like this?


Just like that. Backfire-much? Rolling Eyes

9. Have people from the future show up in the Mai-Otomeverse non-stop, causing an overpopulation. Leaving Kazuya no choice but to turn gay so these future people can't tirk er jerbs.

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Re: List of ways to keep Akane and Kazuya apart!

Post by Guest on Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:32 am

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:

9. Have people from the future show up in the Mai-Otomeverse non-stop, causing an overpopulation. Leaving Kazuya no choice but to turn gay so these future people can't tirk er jerbs.

OH GOD. XD


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Post by Kara on Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:25 pm

10. Get Akane a chasity belt.

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Post by denerop on Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:42 pm

11- give kazuya some nano stuff that makes him allergic to otomes

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Post by ookamidesu on Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:43 pm

12. Tell Kazuya that Akane really really wants a "red mountain flower", found only in the Appalachian Mountains, at the very top. And if he doesn't give her one, she'll never speak to him again.

As there is no such thing as a "red mountain flower", Kazuya will be spending all his life looking for it...

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Post by Kara on Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:56 pm

13. Get Kazuya fixed. :)

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:12 am

14. After a cleverly set up plan is executed, show Kazuya photos that reveal Akane and John Smith getting it on. :twisted: He'll never want her again.

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Post by Mikotoreborn on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:54 am

seeing as he can't be killed as that would also kill akane...

15. kidnap a girl; covertly slip her into kazu's wardrobe; knock her out with her own fist; 'accidently' discover her; dob kazu in and then have him thrown in that prison nagi is in for statuary rape.
*grunts triumphantly*


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Post by Abicion on Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:19 am

16. Have the earthquake from The Land Before Time happen.

Akane winds up on the higher cliff formed by the earthquake while Kazuya is stuck on the lower cliff. And they're dinosaurs for some reason.

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Post by Kara on Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:45 am

17.) Tell Akane that Kazuya is actually an 80yr old man and has kiddy porn in his closet.

Problem. Solved.

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:26 pm

18. Tell Kazuya that Akane thought Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time. I'd leave the bitch.

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Post by Mikotoreborn on Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:41 pm

19. Have Kazuya castrated, that would put anyone off.

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Post by Abicion on Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:53 am

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:18. Tell Kazuya that Akane thought Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time. I'd leave the bitch.
20. Tell him she didn't like the movie but found the refrigerator nuke scene to be believable.

That's more enough just by itself.

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:31 am

Abicion wrote:20. Tell him she didn't like the movie but found the refrigerator nuke scene to be believable.

That's more enough just by itself.

-.- That or Shia swinging with monkeys. Good one, Abicion.

21. Reveal to Akane that Kazu-kun is a PS3 fanboy. Her Xbox 360 loving spirit will be crushed.

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Post by Kara on Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:18 pm

22. Tell Akane the only reason Kazuya is dating her is because he's secretly gay and he pretends she's a man.

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Post by Mikotoreborn on Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:03 pm

23. Tell Kazu that that the reason Akane has stuck around is because shes in heat.

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:56 am

24. Show Akane Kazuya sleeping with Maya. That would give a better explanation as to why Maya is so determined to get halt sex between them...she wants that beefcake for herself. Wink

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