Mai-HiME and Mai-Otome Multiverse Forum
Welcome to the world of...

HIghly-advanced
Materializing
Equipment

Not to mention very smexy and cool Otome!

Sign in to Materialize! (o^_^o)

~ Luu Sky Sapphire

Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS5512

Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:56 am

There are many occurrences throughout the Mai-series where our loud mouth executive director and master of GUTS comes up a little short in joke/one-liner department. We'll be with one that Cathy brought up in the YKYLMHAMOTMW... thread:






Japanese Original

Yukino: It's a saw-edged perch, Haruka.

Haruka: Really?

Yukino: Yeah. It's good in a hot pot or as sashimi.

Haruka: Maybe we'll be able to use it as a tool.

*The not-funny wind blows*

Haruka: What? What it is? It's a clever litticism!

Yukino: You mean witticism.

English Dub by Bandai Entertainment

Yukino: I believe it's a kelp grouper, Haruka.

Haruka: Really?

Yukino: Yeah. It's good to serve at parties in a hot pot of sashimi.

Haruka: No wonder it's called a GROUPer.

*The failsauce wind blows*

Haruka: WHAT!? IT WAS FUNNY! GROUPER as in GET-TOGETHERS!

Yukino: Yeah, they got it.

If you can remember any other Haruka failure moments or Yukino corrections from the series, list them. ^o^

_________________
Mai-X-Project




The law of physics: Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Shizuru manifests!
When Shizuru said "Ara" for the first time, the "Ara" broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.
"In the words of George Takei, "Ara~!"

Luu Sky Sapphire
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.

Posts: 36487
Bubuzuke points: 39974
Armitage GUTS!!!: 2356
Join date: 2010-05-01
Age: 29
Location: Garderobe Academy

View user profile http://shiznat.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Guest on Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:10 am

Oh Haruka, how I love you and how somehow you are still my number one favorite in both Otome and HiME.

This comes from her Presidential campaign.



She disappears instead of her clothes. IT MADE NO SENSE AND LEFT ME DISAPPOINTED.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:36 pm

T_T Very disappointing to have Haruka disappear. The bra and pantsu will do for now. *grins pervily*

Now, it's a bit too early to show this, but I don't care. To all the Haruka fans, it's her omake....DUBBED! O_O


_________________
Mai-X-Project




The law of physics: Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Shizuru manifests!
When Shizuru said "Ara" for the first time, the "Ara" broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.
"In the words of George Takei, "Ara~!"

Luu Sky Sapphire
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.

Posts: 36487
Bubuzuke points: 39974
Armitage GUTS!!!: 2356
Join date: 2010-05-01
Age: 29
Location: Garderobe Academy

View user profile http://shiznat.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Guest on Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:40 pm

HARUKAMARRYMEPLZ.

Ahem, anyway, can you imagine what could have happen if she won instead of Shizuru? Haruka would be running that place with a cold iron fist of GUTS. And Justice.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:57 pm

Hollowed-Words wrote:Ahem, anyway, can you imagine what could have happen if she won instead of Shizuru? Haruka would be running that place with a cold iron fist of GUTS. And Justice.

X3 ACTUALLY! IT DID HAPPEN IN THE MANGA:





Sadly it was only an illusion created by St. Vrus (Yukariko's CHILD). XD But hey, we got to see what it's horror AWESOMENESS had to offer. :face:

_________________
Mai-X-Project




The law of physics: Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Shizuru manifests!
When Shizuru said "Ara" for the first time, the "Ara" broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.
"In the words of George Takei, "Ara~!"

Luu Sky Sapphire
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.

Posts: 36487
Bubuzuke points: 39974
Armitage GUTS!!!: 2356
Join date: 2010-05-01
Age: 29
Location: Garderobe Academy

View user profile http://shiznat.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Guest on Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:04 pm

OMGHARUKAILOVEYOUSO.

Anyway, that would have been the greatest ten years ever x3

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:12 pm

Mai HiME Sub/Dub Comparisons Part 13: Haruka FAILS



Haruka's failsauce hits an all time high and Yukino is there to correct her. :3

Ryoka Yuzuki and Lori Barnes-Smith as Haruka Suzushiro
Mamiko Noto and Morgan Partridge as Yukino Kikukawa
Naomi Shindoh and Melanie Risdon as Shizuru Fujino
Toshihiko Seki and Ethan Cole as Reito Kanzaki


This time it's LIVE! ;p Such an epic botch, we had to show it twice.

_________________
Mai-X-Project




The law of physics: Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Shizuru manifests!
When Shizuru said "Ara" for the first time, the "Ara" broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.
"In the words of George Takei, "Ara~!"

Luu Sky Sapphire
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.

Posts: 36487
Bubuzuke points: 39974
Armitage GUTS!!!: 2356
Join date: 2010-05-01
Age: 29
Location: Garderobe Academy

View user profile http://shiznat.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Guest on Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:15 pm

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY IMMENSE LITTICISM AND CLEVER JOKES! *rips apart a wall with a punch*

Or, as my American friend tells me, 'Haters gonna hate'. Whatever that means, she's a weird girl.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:07 pm

Haruka Suzushiro, Haruka-san, whatever your name is. Do us all a favor and spare the walls, they have done nothing to you. *sweatdrop*

Maybe she sees that Shizuru woman on every object she sees...

_________________
Mai-X-Project




The law of physics: Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Shizuru manifests!
When Shizuru said "Ara" for the first time, the "Ara" broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.
"In the words of George Takei, "Ara~!"

Luu Sky Sapphire
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.

Posts: 36487
Bubuzuke points: 39974
Armitage GUTS!!!: 2356
Join date: 2010-05-01
Age: 29
Location: Garderobe Academy

View user profile http://shiznat.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Guest on Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:10 pm

*Wipes forehead after having to repair the wall herself, courtesy of Bubuzuke punishment*

Stupid tea woman.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by ookamidesu on Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:50 pm

Ara, Suzushiro-san. The repaired wall looks wonderful. Now, I do hope you do not break this one as well... for at least a week.

ookamidesu
Sexilicious Zhang-papa
Sexilicious Zhang-papa

Posts: 7404
Bubuzuke points: 8723
Armitage GUTS!!!: 1326
Join date: 2010-09-29
Location: here and there...

View user profile http://jnz5012.wordpress.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Guest on Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:52 pm

*Inwardly stews and feels like slamming Shizuru's face into the wall*

Of course...Kaicho...

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by ookamidesu on Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:38 pm

I am delighted to hear that.

ookamidesu
Sexilicious Zhang-papa
Sexilicious Zhang-papa

Posts: 7404
Bubuzuke points: 8723
Armitage GUTS!!!: 1326
Join date: 2010-09-29
Location: here and there...

View user profile http://jnz5012.wordpress.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:03 pm

Another Haruka EPIC FAIL for the record books:

Mai-Otome Episode 10. A Serious Otome Matter - Sore ga Otome no Ichdaiji" (それが乙女の一大事)

Haruka Suzushiro's Mai-Otome incarnation, Haruka Armitage, spots the invading Midori and her Aswad. She jumps into action, completely forgetting that Yukino Chrysant (the president of the Aries Republic) DID NOT give her authorization yet to MATERIALIZE...





That deserves a Natsuki facepalm. ;p


_________________
Mai-X-Project




The law of physics: Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Shizuru manifests!
When Shizuru said "Ara" for the first time, the "Ara" broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.
"In the words of George Takei, "Ara~!"

Luu Sky Sapphire
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.

Posts: 36487
Bubuzuke points: 39974
Armitage GUTS!!!: 2356
Join date: 2010-05-01
Age: 29
Location: Garderobe Academy

View user profile http://shiznat.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by SpiderNeKoHiME on Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:57 pm

how could haruka armitage forget something like that!!!! you are a disgraceful otome, haruka! i don't care how many ships you launch into space! >< baka is baka!

SpiderNeKoHiME
Spider Queen
Spider Queen

Posts: 1074
Bubuzuke points: 1359
Armitage GUTS!!!: 278
Join date: 2010-05-03
Age: 31
Location: Spider webz :3

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:26 am

Razz She's Haruka Armitage! The Continental Orb Topaz! She can do anything and still look good. ;p

_________________
Mai-X-Project




The law of physics: Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Shizuru manifests!
When Shizuru said "Ara" for the first time, the "Ara" broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.
"In the words of George Takei, "Ara~!"

Luu Sky Sapphire
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.

Posts: 36487
Bubuzuke points: 39974
Armitage GUTS!!!: 2356
Join date: 2010-05-01
Age: 29
Location: Garderobe Academy

View user profile http://shiznat.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Guest on Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:58 pm

"Save the strong, defeat the weak!"

Haruka's honestly got to be one of the best characters in the Mai series, she might act like a numpty sometimes but that's what makes her better!

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:56 am

Entwined Lunatic Wolvetta wrote:"Save the strong, defeat the weak!"

Haruka's honestly got to be one of the best characters in the Mai series, she might act like a numpty sometimes but that's what makes her better!

:D Exactly, we love Haruka for all her faults. Besides, I've always felt Natsuki had way more embarrassing moments than Haruka did, and Natsuki is more of a thinker.

_________________
Mai-X-Project




The law of physics: Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Shizuru manifests!
When Shizuru said "Ara" for the first time, the "Ara" broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.
"In the words of George Takei, "Ara~!"

Luu Sky Sapphire
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.

Posts: 36487
Bubuzuke points: 39974
Armitage GUTS!!!: 2356
Join date: 2010-05-01
Age: 29
Location: Garderobe Academy

View user profile http://shiznat.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:38 am

((Looks like Wolvetta's Haruka Armitage FAIL came from the Mai-Otome Zwei Extended Ending...



It's okay Haruka, we still love you. :)

))

_________________
Mai-X-Project




The law of physics: Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Shizuru manifests!
When Shizuru said "Ara" for the first time, the "Ara" broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.
"In the words of George Takei, "Ara~!"

Luu Sky Sapphire
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.
Administrator. The Showstopper. The Headliner. The Main Event. The Icon. Mr. Mai-Series.

Posts: 36487
Bubuzuke points: 39974
Armitage GUTS!!!: 2356
Join date: 2010-05-01
Age: 29
Location: Garderobe Academy

View user profile http://shiznat.webs.com/

Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum