Haruka Suzushiro/Armitage's EPIC FAILS

[Luu Sky Sapphire]

There are many occurrences throughout the Mai-series where our loud mouth executive director and master of GUTS comes up a little short in joke/one-liner department. We'll be with one that Cathy brought up in the YKYLMHAMOTMW... thread:






Japanese Original

Yukino: It's a saw-edged perch, Haruka.

Haruka: Really?

Yukino: Yeah. It's good in a hot pot or as sashimi.

Haruka: Maybe we'll be able to use it as a tool.

*The not-funny wind blows*

Haruka: What? What it is? It's a clever litticism!

Yukino: You mean witticism.

English Dub by Bandai Entertainment

Yukino: I believe it's a kelp grouper, Haruka.

Haruka: Really?

Yukino: Yeah. It's good to serve at parties in a hot pot of sashimi.

Haruka: No wonder it's called a GROUPer.

*The failsauce wind blows*

Haruka: WHAT!? IT WAS FUNNY! GROUPER as in GET-TOGETHERS!

Yukino: Yeah, they got it.

If you can remember any other Haruka failure moments or Yukino corrections from the series, list them. ^o^

[Guest]

Oh Haruka, how I love you and how somehow you are still my number one favorite in both Otome and HiME.

This comes from her Presidential campaign.



She disappears instead of her clothes. IT MADE NO SENSE AND LEFT ME DISAPPOINTED.

[Luu Sky Sapphire]

T_T Very disappointing to have Haruka disappear. The bra and pantsu will do for now. *grins pervily*

Now, it's a bit too early to show this, but I don't care. To all the Haruka fans, it's her omake....DUBBED! O_O

[Guest]

HARUKAMARRYMEPLZ.

Ahem, anyway, can you imagine what could have happen if she won instead of Shizuru? Haruka would be running that place with a cold iron fist of GUTS. And Justice.

[Luu Sky Sapphire]

Ahem, anyway, can you imagine what could have happen if she won instead of Shizuru? Haruka would be running that place with a cold iron fist of GUTS. And Justice.

X3 ACTUALLY! IT DID HAPPEN IN THE MANGA:





Sadly it was only an illusion created by St. Vrus (Yukariko's CHILD). XD But hey, we got to see what it's horror AWESOMENESS had to offer. :face:

[Guest]

OMGHARUKAILOVEYOUSO.

Anyway, that would have been the greatest ten years ever x3

[Luu Sky Sapphire]

Mai HiME Sub/Dub Comparisons Part 13: Haruka FAILS



Haruka's failsauce hits an all time high and Yukino is there to correct her. :3

Ryoka Yuzuki and Lori Barnes-Smith as Haruka Suzushiro
Mamiko Noto and Morgan Partridge as Yukino Kikukawa
Naomi Shindoh and Melanie Risdon as Shizuru Fujino
Toshihiko Seki and Ethan Cole as Reito Kanzaki

This time it's LIVE! ;p Such an epic botch, we had to show it twice.

[Guest]

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY IMMENSE LITTICISM AND CLEVER JOKES! *rips apart a wall with a punch*

Or, as my American friend tells me, 'Haters gonna hate'. Whatever that means, she's a weird girl.

[Luu Sky Sapphire]

Haruka Suzushiro, Haruka-san, whatever your name is. Do us all a favor and spare the walls, they have done nothing to you. *sweatdrop*

Maybe she sees that Shizuru woman on every object she sees...

[Guest]

*Wipes forehead after having to repair the wall herself, courtesy of Bubuzuke punishment*

Stupid tea woman.

[ookamidesu]

Ara, Suzushiro-san. The repaired wall looks wonderful. Now, I do hope you do not break this one as well... for at least a week.

[Guest]

*Inwardly stews and feels like slamming Shizuru's face into the wall*

Of course...Kaicho...

[ookamidesu]

I am delighted to hear that.

[Luu Sky Sapphire]

Another Haruka EPIC FAIL for the record books:

Mai-Otome Episode 10. A Serious Otome Matter - Sore ga Otome no Ichdaiji" (それが乙女の一大事)

Haruka Suzushiro's Mai-Otome incarnation, Haruka Armitage, spots the invading Midori and her Aswad. She jumps into action, completely forgetting that Yukino Chrysant (the president of the Aries Republic) DID NOT give her authorization yet to MATERIALIZE...





That deserves a Natsuki facepalm. ;p

[SpiderNeKoHiME]

how could haruka armitage forget something like that!!!! you are a disgraceful otome, haruka! i don't care how many ships you launch into space! >< baka is baka!

[Luu Sky Sapphire]

She's Haruka Armitage! The Continental Orb Topaz! She can do anything and still look good. ;p

[Guest]

"Save the strong, defeat the weak!"

Haruka's honestly got to be one of the best characters in the Mai series, she might act like a numpty sometimes but that's what makes her better!

[Luu Sky Sapphire]

"Save the strong, defeat the weak!"

Haruka's honestly got to be one of the best characters in the Mai series, she might act like a numpty sometimes but that's what makes her better!

Exactly, we love Haruka for all her faults. Besides, I've always felt Natsuki had way more embarrassing moments than Haruka did, and Natsuki is more of a thinker.

[Luu Sky Sapphire]

((Looks like Wolvetta's Haruka Armitage FAIL came from the Mai-Otome Zwei Extended Ending...



It's okay Haruka, we still love you.

))