Things Mai Hime/Otome characters would never say or do

[Emo Orphan]

This is a game for both series, sorry if it doesn't go here. ^^;

We had fun at the K-ON community with this thread, it grew into a list of gigantic proportions with totally psychotic glory!!! Let's try it here for Mai fans!

Natsuki: I love you, Takeda-sama.
Mikoto: Mai's ramen taste like poo.
Nao: Men. The most wonderful of God's creatures.

[Guest]

Shizuru: I'm so totally like, over Natsuki. Maybe I'll give Reito-kun a call...

Nao: You know...I've always wanted to know if Natsuki plays as roughly as she speaks...

Natsuki: Ewww....put that mayo down. I'm not buying that. It'll kill me.

[Emo Orphan]

lmao good ones, Hollowed!

These are things the girls would never do;

Fujino-san and Viola-san would never date men. (The thought!)

Yohko would never fondle her patients. (Too bad...)

Sugiura-san loses interest in Japanese history. (Oh no.)

[Guest]

Kuga and Kruger would never become slaves to their respective Nao's.

Juliet Nao Zhang would never think teaching young girls inappropriate lessons were inappropriate.

Fujino would never let go of Natsuki once she accepted her love.

[Konaxookami]

Tate would never actually date Shiho or give up Mai melons for the octopus head

Kuga will never suddenly become bffs with Nao (Not with all the sake in the world)

Haruka will never stop having GUTS and screwing up the most crucial word in a sentence

[M.I.Y.U. Greer]

Oh noes, one of these games.

Shizuru: Ara, tea is nasty.

Chie: Mai and Reito are an item? So what?

Arika: I don't want to become an Otome! They're so gay!

Reito would never pimp Shiho.

Nagi will never stop being a dickk.

Midori will never stop being fond of the drink.

[SpiderNeKoHiME]

Tomoe: Gakuenchou-sama <3333

Mikoto: I hate everybody!

Takumi: Time to get drunk and find me some bitches

[M.I.Y.U. Greer]

Natsuki: Suck my balls, Shizuru.

Takeda: Tate, let's get yaoi together.

Miss Maria: Continue your suspicious Maki Maki activity, Shiho Huit.

[Guest]

Kruger: "Oh yes...get in there deeper...OH MISS MARIA! ...Good job cleaning that bookcase, sweetcheeks.

Viola: "I do implore you, try this Alabama sweet tea. I made it myself, from my native land of Alabama!"

Zhang: "Keep your clothes on Arika!"

[M.I.Y.U. Greer]

Nina: FATHER'S POCKET WATCH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Psych. That crow can shitt on it for all I care.

Sister Yukariko: Satan protects us. We are His children. We pledge our devotion to Him with an offering of virgin flesh...

Bandai Shizuru: Louisiana style chicken? Not for me.

[Guest]

Bandai Fujino: "...tea? As in...hot tea? *Flings it away* I shall only have the finest, sweetest and coldest iced tea! FROM ALABAMA!"

[SpiderNeKoHiME]

Nina wang: Arika is better than me.

Nao yuuki: nom nom nom Midori's glowing barf is tasty.

Reito: Mai, you look absolutely hideous today and everyday.

[Kino karutta-chan]

I don't like thread like this one, but who cares, right?? ;P

Akira: Takumi? Who is Takumi? o_O
Maya: I don't care anymore, if Akana and Kazu sleep with each other *shrug*

[M.I.Y.U. Greer]

Maya: I don't care anymore, if Akana and Kazu sleep with each other *shrug*

I like this one, nosey Maya shouldn't care what those two lovebirds do. <3 Maya needs to find someone for herself though. Rosalie is a nice candidate. ^o^

[Kino karutta-chan]

Maya and Rosalie?? XDDDDD I don't think so. What about Maya and Sara??
.......oh wait, I can't imagine that either XDDD I just can't imagine anybody with her, huh?? o.o

Shiho (HiME): Yuuichi, I won't call you Onii-chan ever again.
Shiho (Otome): Maki maki, what is this?

[Guest]

(Otome) Shiho: "Round and round it goes. Wait. I know a simpler way." *Uppercuts Nao* "Ah, much better."

[Kino karutta-chan]

Elliot: I don't want to kiss Lena, why should I?

[M.I.Y.U. Greer]

I just can't imagine anybody with her, huh?? o.o

An exotic looking Otome who loves exposing Melons. Someone will be smart enough to end up with her. ^_~

[Kino karutta-chan]

Sure and that's the problem here, I don't want that anybody takes her ;D

Tomoe: I will stop to try to be the best.

[Guest]

Viola: "Damnit, now who in the hell am I going to get to stalk me?!"