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Re: Funny conversations you've had recently [Chatbox, real life, etc.]

Post by Kara on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:09 pm

This was me and Kenz doing improv, she was using her Shizuru voice and I was doing my Natsuki voice.

Me: Hey, Shizuru, what would you do with me if I died?
Kenz: That's easy, Natsuki, I'd keep you in my kitchen.
Me: Why the kitchen?
Kenz: So I could feed you mayo all the time.
Me: But what if I got fat because I couldn't digest the mayo?
Kenz: Then I'd get inside you and digest it fo' you.
Me: O_o ...But I would start to smell too.
Kenz: Dat's ok, I'd jus' spray you wit some febreeze :)


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Post by Guest on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:12 pm

Kara wrote:This was me and Kenz doing improv, she was using her Shizuru voice and I was doing my Natsuki voice.

Me: Hey, Shizuru, what would you do with me if I died?
Kenz: That's easy, Natsuki, I'd keep you in my kitchen.
Me: Why the kitchen?
Kenz: So I could feed you mayo all the time.
Me: But what if I got fat because I couldn't digest the mayo?
Kenz: Then I'd get inside you and digest it fo' you.
Me: O_o ...But I would start to smell too.
Kenz: Dat's ok, I'd jus' spray you wit some febreeze :)


Oh God. XD Lmao! I can totally see that happening, oh jeez hahahah!

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Post by Kara on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:14 pm

Hahaha, I think you should put that in your abridged story haha

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Post by Guest on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:16 pm

Kara wrote:Hahaha, I think you should put that in your abridged story haha

OMG I will! Lmao! It will go perfectly xD

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Post by Kara on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:19 pm

Haha, yay! Kenzie will be so excited

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Post by Guest on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:21 pm

Tell Kenzie I said hi! And that I'm glad she likes the story xD

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Post by Kara on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:31 pm

Hahaha, she said hi back..but in a really deep voice for some reason. Lol but she says she wants to know when your next chap is comin' out

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Post by Guest on Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:33 pm

Lmao, deep voice xD

I took a loooong time out from the abridged story because I wanted to start on Otome and then I got distracted by shiny new ideas xD

The next chapter will be out soon!

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Post by Kara on Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:43 pm

Our arguement while watching Titanic...again....for the 3rd time in a month. (I'm never deleting that DVR recording.)

Me: I'm Rose.

Kenz: I'm Rose!

Me: How about this, you be Rose the first half of the movie, and I'll be her the last half of the movie.

Kenz: Ok. I'll be her all the way until Jack dies and then you can be her.

Me: NO! I tried compromising with you, now you get to be the butler! ARE YOU HAPPY?!

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:26 pm

LMAO! Kenz is a sneaky little urchin. She wanted to be Rose during the nude sketch and the sex. O_O

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Post by Kara on Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:39 pm

I know! I was going to be generous and let her be drawn naked, but she wants to be greedy! So, no Leanardo drawing for her and definitly no Leanardo sex :evil:

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Post by Kara on Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:59 pm

Double post cause this just happenedd.


Me: Can we name one mittens?
Mom: No.
Me: But in this stor--
Mom: We're not naming one mittens, we'll name them what I want.
Me: Fine, I'll just touch them all and Saiya will eat them, then we won't have to decide on ANY NAME.

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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:02 pm

Kara wrote:Double post cause this just happenedd.


Me: Can we name one mittens?
Mom: No.
Me: But in this stor--
Mom: We're not naming one mittens, we'll name them what I want.
Me: Fine, I'll just touch them all and Saiya will eat them, then we won't have to decide on ANY NAME.

WHY THE MITTENS HATE, WHYYYY!?!?!?! :evil:

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Post by Kara on Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:03 pm

I DON'T KNOW! D: IT MAKES ME SAAAAD!

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:04 pm

Kara knows I hate cats with a passion, but I have to side with her here. Come on, Melvin-mama, Mittens is an AWESOME name. >_>

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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:20 pm

Mittens is the best kitten/cat name in the world.

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:17 pm

You know how video ads play while you're uploading on photobucket? Well I was in no mood to hear it this morning while I was watching something else on YT...

Video ads: Ever wonder why life insurance is so expensive? Ensure your family's well being today!

Me: PLEASE don't spoil the movie by adding your own FUCKINGG soundtrack!

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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:46 pm

My mom had a few drinks in her and starting chatting with me, which in itself is a bad idea xD

Mom: "So when are you gonna get a boyfriend?"

Me: "Mom, I'm a lesbian."

Mom: "That's right! So, when are you gonna get a mate?"

Me: "Wait...what? A mate? What am I, a wolf?"

Mom: "That's not what I meant and you know it!"

Me: "I suppose I'll find another, grab her by the scruff of the neck with my fangs and carry her back to you, so you can see how well her belly matches her paws."

Mom: "You are so taking this wrong."

Me: "And then we'll have pups, somehow, and I'll name them Anya and Leliana, because they'll both be girl wolves."

Mom: "I said I was sorry!"

Me: "Woops, gotta go mom. My pack and I are gonna go hunt down a giant moose to feed my pups. Seeya."


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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:53 pm

Hollowed-Words wrote:Me: "Mom, I'm a lesbian."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! REALLY!?

Hollowed-Words wrote:Me: "Wait...what? A mate? What am I, a wolf?"

Or an Australian...

Hollowed-Words wrote:Me: "I suppose I'll find another, grab her by the scruff of the neck with my fangs and carry her back to you, so you can see how well her belly matches her paws."

Mom: "You are so taking this wrong."

Me: "And then we'll have pups, somehow, and I'll name them Anya and Leliana, because they'll both be girl wolves."

Mom: "I said I was sorry!"

Me: "Woops, gotta go mom. My pack and I are gonna go hunt down a giant moose to feed my pups. Seeya."


XD

:lol: The sarcasm was just queefing out of your system, Cathy. I feel sorry for your mama. LOL

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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:35 pm

LMAO XD This sort of stuff happens all the time :lol:

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Post by Kara on Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:28 pm

Hahahaha, omigod! That was so funny that I had to call Kenz over to read it, then Billy to share the hilarity. That would be a funny Facebook status

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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:44 pm

Hahahaha xD It's too long lmao

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Post by Kara on Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:50 pm

Mom: "So when are you gonna get a boyfriend?"

Me: "Mom, I'm a lesbian."

Mom: "That's right! So, when are you gonna get a mate?"

You could just put that haha

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Post by Guest on Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:51 pm

Hahaha! Posting it now xD

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Post by Kara on Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:56 pm

:D Yay! I'm gonna go commentt

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