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funniest joke you know

Post by *BlackRose* on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:26 pm

So I haven't herd any knew jokes for awhile and thought I ask if any of you people know good jokes (I know you do so don't hold back) I also thought it would be fun to share some of our jokes I would tell you one but non come to mind at the moment Rolling Eyes so then don't be shy share a joke

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Re: funniest joke you know

Post by Wolf-of-Wind on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:46 pm

I actually saw this on tumblr, and couldn't stop laughing. It went like this:

- playing soccer in gym
- ball is up in the air
- think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
- try
- miss ball
- kick goalie in the face
- try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm facking sorry." at the same time
- instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FACKING SORRY!?"
- goalie is choking back tears


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Re: funniest joke you know

Post by *BlackRose* on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:49 pm

lmao the poor soccer player and goalie it just wasn't there day

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An old Aussie tale

Post by Midori Sugiura on Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:21 pm

This is a story my Great-Grandpa told me, and I usually tell it as a joke

Mrs. O'Toole had about enough of her husband's drinking sprees and decided to try and scare him out of his habit. One Friday night, she hid herself behind a thick bush and waited for him to roll his way home from the rubbity-dub. When he came along the track she jumped out in front of him.

"Struth! Who the hell are you?" he cried

"Satan!" came the deep, disguised reply.

Bill O'Toole's hand shot out like an arrow. "shake hands, you old son of a gun! I married yer sister!"

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Re: funniest joke you know

Post by *BlackRose* on Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:47 pm

hahahahahahahahaha that made me laugh so hard

Okay I finally thought of good one

A boy see's a yellow baby chicken and a little kitten so he says "Thats a blond chick with a nice Mikoto"

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Re: funniest joke you know

Post by Midori Sugiura on Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:48 pm

Alyssa bird Mikoto Cat

So and Englishman, a Swede and a Russian are all in an art gallery looking at a painting of Adam & Eve in the Garden of Eden, the Englishman looks at his friends and says

"I believe they must be English, I mean look at the perfect garden and the well trimmed plants, only an Englishman could have a garden like that"

"you idiot" replied the swede "they're naked and proud they're obviously Swedish"

The Russian looked at them both and said "You're both wrong, they are obviously Russian"

"how's that?" responded the Englishman and the Swede

"They are butt naked, one apple between the two of them and they are told it's paradise"

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