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Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:35 pm


Why John Smith SUCKS

The dude has no real purpose: Other than Saeko Kuga exposition and exposing himself as being part of the organization, what else does he do exactly? NOTHING. His Big Ass Nose...SERIOUSLY! HOW CAN YOU MISS IT!? Triple H wants his honker back, asshole! Most of all, He has no respect for Natsuki Kuga. You can argue that it was the truth and it's something Natsuki had to know so the story can shift in a new direction. The direction which will make Shizuru her new MIP. BUT WHAT IN THE HELL WOULD BE SO HEARTLESS TO JUST TELL HER DIRECTLY!

Any Pro John Smith comments WILL BE DELETED. I'm gonna tell you that right now. The only pro John Smith stuff I'll accept are video responses on YouTube. BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS OR VAGE TO ACTUALLY DEFEND THIS USELESS SON OF A BITCH...I WANNA SEE YOUR FACE WHEN YOU DO IT. >:3

For the rest of you, the smart people, use this thread to bash John Smith in all his suckiness. :3

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Cheshire Kat on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:41 pm

His nose reminds me of a shark pee-pee. ;-;

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by IlliterateKoi on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:45 pm

Cheshire Katniss wrote:His nose reminds me of a shark pee-pee. ;-;


LOL XD

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by depression76 on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:49 pm

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote: Triple H wants his honker back, asshole!

I laughed so hard at this I choked on my own spit LOL

And hear hear, he's a totally useless character. I can't really see his importance in the series. I mean, if you replace him with Winnie the Pooh, you won't see the difference anyway :/

Well, cept for the nose Natsuki Kruger2 Natsuki Kruger2

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Twi on Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:49 pm

Cheshire Katniss wrote:His nose reminds me of a shark pee-pee. ;-;

oh my god. XD

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but I agree, he doesn't have a real purpose in either anime. I haven't read the manga, so I can't say if it's different there, but something in me just KNOWS that he's just as useless there....

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Lerena on Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:01 pm

Spoiler: He was mostly written to have no purpose. Gay Rainbow I will also make the argument that he exists so people will always be reminded that no matter how useless a character is, no one will ever be as useless as he is.

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:32 pm

Lerena wrote:Spoiler: He was mostly written to have no purpose. Gay Rainbow I will also make the argument that he exists so people will always be reminded that no matter how useless a character is, no one will ever be as useless as he is.

Have I mentioned how awesome Lerena is? Well it's true. It's damn true. Natsuki Kruger2

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Krystal of Nol on Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:39 am

And why the glasses? With or without them his nose won't let him see anything anyway...

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by ookamidesu on Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:21 pm

O_O
Medusa? In male form?

WHAT?!

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Midori Sugiura on Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:56 am

"Any Pro-John Smith Comments will be Deleted?"

Are there any Pro-John Smith Comments? I can't see anything good about this character anyway, and his nose is ugly on top of everything else

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:54 pm

Midori Sugiura wrote:"Any Pro-John Smith Comments will be Deleted?"

Are there any Pro-John Smith Comments? I can't see anything good about this character anyway, and his nose is ugly on top of everything else

There was one that I had to kill off. :) The member regrets it to this day. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Natsuki Kruger2

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by shezaei-neko on Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:18 pm

I think this is the kind of question that can be easily answered by a: Just because.

There's not need to explain why he sucks, he simply does. Period.
But of course you could always write an essay longer than the bible just to bash him. Razz

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Midori Sugiura on Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:00 am

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:
Midori Sugiura wrote:"Any Pro-John Smith Comments will be Deleted?"

Are there any Pro-John Smith Comments? I can't see anything good about this character anyway, and his nose is ugly on top of everything else

There was one that I had to kill off. :) The member regrets it to this day. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Natsuki Kruger2

I pity them...Nah, they defended John Smith

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by CaptainVonCookie on Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:05 am

Saeko What are you talking about? He was useful to the story! He's the best one! He should be the main guy!!

How can you resist that receding hair line?? That gorgeously sculpted pelican nose? Those slightly strabismus suffering eyes from having to point his eyes to see from his small eyeglasses? Those perfect for child-birth huge wide hips from doing nothing all day? And he's so confident in himself when he speaks even though he had a severe stroke that affects his brain skills and can only speak in gibberish riddles??

Ya'll just jealous!!!!!!

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Highman on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:50 am

CaptainVonCookie wrote: Saeko What are you talking about? He was useful to the story! He's the best one! He should be the main guy!!

How can you resist that receding hair line?? That gorgeously sculpted pelican nose? Those slightly strabismus suffering eyes from having to point his eyes to see from his small eyeglasses? Those perfect for child-birth huge wide hips from doing nothing all day? And he's so confident in himself when he speaks even though he had a severe stroke that affects his brain skills and can only speak in gibberish riddles??

Ya'll just jealous!!!!!!

Jealously breeds motivation + breeds character+ breeds success+breeds greatness+ breeds power=universal domination

If this man had his own company after the series, No one and I mean no one would ever stop him.

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:41 pm

CaptainVonCookie wrote:How can you resist that receding hair line?? That gorgeously sculpted pelican nose? Those slightly strabismus suffering eyes from having to point his eyes to see from his small eyeglasses? Those perfect for child-birth huge wide hips from doing nothing all day? And he's so confident in himself when he speaks even though he had a severe stroke that affects his brain skills and can only speak in gibberish riddles??

Ya'll just jealous!!!!!!

Trollface THE CAP HAS A MASTER'S DEGREE IN TROLLING, SO I WILL LET HER LIVE.

CaptainVonCookie wrote:If this man had his own company after the series, No one and I mean no one would ever stop him.

He DID have his own company (sorta) after the Mai-HiME series (again, sorta. Being a reincarnation). He was shot and killed for it. Wink Thanks, Major Wang.

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by CaptainVonCookie on Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:12 pm

Natsuki Kruger2 I'm writing that down on my CV.

I wasn't the author for the second comment but you got my interest! John Smith sorta owned a company after Mai Hime? I seriously need to brush up on my Mai-HiME!! I only remember him being a spokesman on both hime and otome. He plays the slimy guy introducing the sketchy company so well~~~

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Krystal of Nol on Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:15 pm

CaptainVonCookie wrote: Natsuki Kruger2 I'm writing that down on my CV.

I wasn't the author for the second comment but you got my interest! John Smith sorta owned a company after Mai Hime? I seriously need to brush up on my Mai-HiME!! I only remember him being a spokesman on both hime and otome. He plays the slimy guy introducing the sketchy company so well~~~

I don't think he owns anything, he's just part of the Searrs Foundation in Mai-HiME, the representative of a branch or something, but that doesn't means he owns a company... right?


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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:54 pm

Krystal of Nol wrote:
CaptainVonCookie wrote: Natsuki Kruger2 I'm writing that down on my CV.

I wasn't the author for the second comment but you got my interest! John Smith sorta owned a company after Mai Hime? I seriously need to brush up on my Mai-HiME!! I only remember him being a spokesman on both hime and otome. He plays the slimy guy introducing the sketchy company so well~~~

I don't think he owns anything, he's just part of the Searrs Foundation in Mai-HiME, the representative of a branch or something, but that doesn't means he owns a company... right?


Natsuki Kruger2 Smith is head of the Schwartz, another organization in Mai-Otome. Only this time, he see him get murdered. Wink As for his fate in Mai-HiME, it's never shown, but we can assume he was part of Shizuru's incredibly high frag count.

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by shezaei-neko on Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:09 pm

I do hope that Shizuru killed him first. For giving Natsuki so much pain and despair regarding her mom.

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by PostoronnimV on Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:07 am

Well, if Reito(OL) sicced Shizuru on him, then Smith is very much dead, if not, then sadly he is alive and well...

Because I do not think, that Shizuru even knew of his existence at that time... I doubt that Natsuki had told her what had happened and about her mother's betrayal... cuz if she would have told, then for OL it would not be so easy to manipulate Shizuru to destroy the First District, cuz Shizuru would have knew, that Natsuki already had lost the desire to destroy the First District...

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by CaptainVonCookie on Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:14 am

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote: Natsuki Kruger2 Smith is head of the Schwartz, another organization in Mai-Otome. Only this time, he see him get murdered. Wink As for his fate in Mai-HiME, it's never shown, but we can assume he was part of Shizuru's incredibly high frag count.

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Highman on Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:51 pm

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:
Krystal of Nol wrote:
CaptainVonCookie wrote: Natsuki Kruger2 I'm writing that down on my CV.

I wasn't the author for the second comment but you got my interest! John Smith sorta owned a company after Mai Hime? I seriously need to brush up on my Mai-HiME!! I only remember him being a spokesman on both hime and otome. He plays the slimy guy introducing the sketchy company so well~~~

I don't think he owns anything, he's just part of the Searrs Foundation in Mai-HiME, the representative of a branch or something, but that doesn't means he owns a company... right?


Natsuki Kruger2 Smith is head of the Schwartz, another organization in Mai-Otome. Only this time, he see him get murdered. Wink As for his fate in Mai-HiME, it's never shown, but we can assume he was part of Shizuru's incredibly high frag count.

If this was Team Fortress 2, John Smith would've been the best spy of all time, guessing and foxing Shizuru like a toy and then "ssssshhhhiiiiiinnnnnnkkkkkkk", it's game, set and match for the Blue Team.

He just an adviser to the foundation and quickly can rises up the top but for some reason he likes being lay low type of scientist.

Also, Reincarnation is dead and buried, Cloning is PROGRESSS!!!!! Wink




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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:51 pm

Cloning is progress? Tell that to John Hammond and his failed theme park...I forget the name.... Akira Okuzaki

PostoronnimV wrote:Well, if Reito(OL) sicced Shizuru on him, then Smith is very much dead, if not, then sadly he is alive and well...

Because I do not think, that Shizuru even knew of his existence at that time... I doubt that Natsuki had told her what had happened and about her mother's betrayal... cuz if she would have told, then for OL it would not be so easy to manipulate Shizuru to destroy the First District, cuz Shizuru would have knew, that Natsuki already had lost the desire to destroy the First District...

No, you're right. I also don't think Shizuru knew about Smith being the one who drove Natsuki to an almost lifeless state. Since Smith never surfaced again, I will assume he was with the First District agents and grannies during Shizuru's onslaught. I'm only saying this because First District is always portrayed as a tightly knit group. If you are one of the fans who believe Reito manipulated Shizuru, then his double cross was planned and executed swiftly. Natsuki Kruger2

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Re: Why John Smith SUCKS

Post by shezaei-neko on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:30 pm

Well, I think it'd been epic for Shizuru to slay Smith.
She'd show Not a tiny bit of mercy and would be all carnage.
If she was incredibly mad at the grannies, then imagine what she'd have done to Smith if she knew what he did.
Oh~ the epicness...

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