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WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:28 am


THAAAAAAAAAAT'S US!
In:

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?




:3 Hola mi gente! This thread will serve as another one of those "funny stories" threads; centered around one main subject: Excuses. We lie, cheat and steal in many ways! Even procrastinate when we're in one of those "Dun wanna leave mah heated table" moods like Osaka over here:









Maybe you had to bail on a blind date? Maybe you needed to tell your boss some bullshit story as to why you were 5 minutes late. In short, ANY excuse that you spouted or typed from your miserable existence...SHARE IT HERE!




I'll begin with a recent one! Why did Luu 'forget' to leave the patio door open so our stupid dog and stupid cat can do their business elsewhere?



The best excuse for everything!

Shizuru Kaichou : Ah mah gudness~


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Re: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by Kino karutta-chan on Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:33 am



My normal excuse would be "Ich bin nicht faul, ich habe bloß keine Lust." which means something like this "I am not lazy, I am just not in the mood."

For the rest: I don't lie this much, so there aren't any excuses *shrugs*

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by MidnightPersona on Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:43 am

>:3 I have a few. Not really lies, just the excuses. xD

1.) Penguins. That's why. :poker face:

2.) I was... distracted. <.<;

3.) I play WoW.

4.) I was talking to Zhang.

^--these are pretty much he recent ones.

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Post by GhibliFreek on Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:08 pm

I'M BRITISH

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by GoldenSun13 on Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:26 pm

Just because.

Oh! and the Ginger Sheep told me to do it!

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Post by ookamidesu on Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:30 pm

My brain lied to me. :3

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by Lerena on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:07 pm

Why do I keep sleeping?
Because I'm secretly a vampire and stay up only when it's dark.

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Post by SulliMike23 on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:15 pm

Just a simple "I didn't do it!"

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by GoldenSun13 on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:18 pm

My Mum asks what's wrong with me, I answer "Nothing"

But as I turn and walk away, I whisper "Everything."

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by Lerena on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:30 pm

Why am I so bored all the time?
Because I am possessed.

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:28 pm

lie cake LIE CAKE 4 U!!!!

I got a kick out of what you guys came up with. XD It's not so much LIES, as just playful excuses. LIES are more like someone saying everything's okay, that I can use a password anytime I like, that I can bug them over translations whenever I want, WHEN IT AND EVERYTHING'S NOT OKAY!!!

But that's...*tosses scarf over shoulder*...another story.

Yukino : Luu-dear...

Don't call me that.

Yukino : Sir.

Thank you.

Yukino : It's "And *tosses scarf over shoulder* that's the end of THAT chapter".

Oh! Well yeah, that chapter is long over. Dance THANK ZE LORD OF LORDS!




Back on topic, one of the best excuse defenses your lawyer can use to win a court case is the following:

"My client's crime might of been horrible, but at least they didn't make 1997's Batman & Robin."

Fuck it, it works in any situation. Everyone knows that movie's reputation. >_>;

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by Lerena on Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:38 pm

Why do I keep dying in Terraria?
Because the zombies keep eating my brains.

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:41 am

I'm single because I'm far too flawless for anyone to have.

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Post by GoldenSun13 on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:12 pm

Why can't you come out tonight?

Because I'm sick *cough cough*
(No jokes, I actually use that!)

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Post by Konaxookami on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:18 pm

Why didn't you do your homework?
I'm a ginger.
(IT WORKS)
Or
Do you do anything today?
-No
why?
-Too busy Doing Nothing, obviously

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Post by Kara on Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:22 pm

Oh...I forgot.

and

It was Katie.

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Post by Lerena on Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:36 pm

The corrupted file doesn't exist because the demons took it.
:Kyuubey:

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:09 pm

GoldenSun13 wrote:Why can't you come out tonight?

Because I'm sick *cough cough*
(No jokes, I actually use that!)

MUST...RESIST....PUNCHLINE....CAN'T.....FIGHT.....IT......



YOU MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by ookamidesu on Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:07 pm

LOL. Mean Girls <3


"I don't know what you're talking about."

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!?

Post by Lerena on Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:11 am

Why am I still watching this if I'm so bored?
Because I'm too lazy to watch something else.

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Post by GoldenSun13 on Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:46 am

@Luu Mwahahaha! My powers of punchline-ness have rendered you powerless!

"I couldn't hear you the first five times, I was listening to my music" Even when my Mp.3 player has run out of juice XDD

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Post by Lerena on Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:29 am

Why did I leave that card standing?
Because I believed I'd lose, so therefore I lost. There's no other explanation.

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:29 am

GoldenSun13 wrote:@Luu Mwahahaha! My powers of punchline-ness have rendered you powerless!

: I'll get you next time, Golden. NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!

Mikoto Cat : MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Hey ladies! Need a REALLY good excuse for attempting murder of another female you're jealous of?


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Post by MidnightPersona on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:25 pm

"The reason I do not clean my room is because it's mine and no one else will see it. Even if they do? I don't give a fuck. :3"

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Post by ookamidesu on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:37 pm

"I'm sorry, I was busy pretending I couldn't hear you."

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