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Re: Pick up lines

Post by ookamidesu on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:55 am

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:Remember Chobits?

*guy says to a girl in a Chi Costume* "Can I Restart You?" or "Where's YOUR power switch?"

>o< Oh God.

ZOMG, Chobits! XD

That series was full of innuendos. :D

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:51 pm

ookamidesu wrote:ZOMG, Chobits! XD

That series was full of innuendos. :D

xD Loaded.

Here's another awful one:

"My moving Castle will make you Howl"

>_>; Ew?

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Jack on Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:13 am

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me, *spits out grape skin* blow." "Give me some sugar baby." - Ash

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Sergay Tate on Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:31 am

a guy at school made this one up in class one time. our teacher challenged us to make up pick-up lines. this one was the only one people thought was funny xD
it is a bit vulgar though...
"how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?"
it made me laugh quite hard xD it still does lol.

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by MidnightPersona on Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:16 pm

:throws a Pokemon ball at *insert name here*: Best catch I ever made.

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Jack on Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:53 pm

MidnightPersona wrote::throws a Pokemon ball at *insert name here*: Best catch I ever made.

That is what is known as kidnapping. ^_^;

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:58 pm

MidnightPersona wrote::throws a Pokemon ball at *insert name here*: Best catch I ever made.

Oh that's bad. I've got it beat though:

"why don't you and i make a luvdisc? ;D"

:no:

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by zanekal1 on Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:22 pm

For those into astrology my sign and rising sign have been in conflict my gemini sign wants to ask you out on a date now and my Virgo rising wants to get to know you better before asking you out but I think we just found out who won.

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:28 am

"You wanna go back to my room and make a doujin?"

^ Not all doujin has sex. :) Whoever uses this little pick-up is a major fail at life.

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by depression76 on Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:28 am

Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!

=__________= *kicks*

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:55 am

"Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more
than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and movies... what we've seen,
heard, felt ...anger, joy and sorrow... these are the things I will pass on.
That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read
our messy and sad history by its light. We have all the magic of the digital
age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time,
and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we
still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building
the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing."

More or less. giggity

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Jack on Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:27 pm

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:
"You wanna go back to my room and make a doujin?"

^ Not all doujin has sex. :) Whoever uses this little pick-up is a major fail at life.

No, just the ones I "read".

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Sergay Tate on Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:31 pm

Jack wrote:
Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:
"You wanna go back to my room and make a doujin?"

^ Not all doujin has sex. :) Whoever uses this little pick-up is a major fail at life.

No, just the ones I "read".

Natsuki Kruger2 lol

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by ookamidesu on Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:33 pm

I read this from a faberry fic... and yeah.

- "Are you a pokemon?"
- "No... why?"
- "Cause I'd really like to Pikachu."


It was so lame... and so bad... I couldn't resist. XD

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:51 pm

ookamidesu wrote:I read this from a faberry fic... and yeah.

- "Are you a pokemon?"
- "No... why?"
- "Cause I'd really like to Pikachu."


It was so lame... and so bad... I couldn't resist. XD
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*hangs myself*

Gooooooooooooooood.

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Valkyria Lightning on Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:23 am

an "unintentional" (because I was drunk) pick-up line ._.

I was in a bar with a friend and I think, it was about halloween.So, whatever. We both ended up a bit... over the edge of tipsy and when I paid the bill, there was this cute waitress coming up to us.

I looked at the bill, then at her, with an unknowing wide smile, leaned over and said (uninteresting fact, I don't smile often. Nastuki-Modo activated >.< ) :

"Wow, that's pretty expensive! ... Say, is your phone-number included in the price?"

Just can remember that she giggled and took off. I didn't get her phone-number. SAdly :/ But in the end, I heard from a friend of hers that she found it cute... XD

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Post by Jack on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:40 am

Narsilia wrote:an "unintentional" (because I was drunk) pick-up line ._.

I was in a bar with a friend and I think, it was about halloween.So, whatever. We both ended up a bit... over the edge of tipsy and when I paid the bill, there was this cute waitress coming up to us.

I looked at the bill, then at her, with an unknowing wide smile, leaned over and said (uninteresting fact, I don't smile often. Nastuki-Modo activated >.< ) :

"Wow, that's pretty expensive! ... Say, is your phone-number included in the price?"

Just can remember that she giggled and took off. I didn't get her phone-number. SAdly :/ But in the end, I heard from a friend of hers that she found it cute... XD
I'll have to remember that one. No bad I don't use pick-up lines anymore.

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Valkyria Lightning on Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:04 pm

Jack wrote:I'll have to remember that one. No bad I don't use pick-up lines anymore.

Oh my... hope it brings more luck to others than me...

Seriously, I. Can't. Flirt. FFS neko

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Post by Jack on Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:40 pm

Narsilia wrote:
Jack wrote:I'll have to remember that one. No bad I don't use pick-up lines anymore.

Oh my... hope it brings more luck to others than me...

Seriously, I. Can't. Flirt. FFS neko
Do pick up lines work on you? I doubt it, it's a outdated concept. lol

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:25 am

Here's a good one from Disney's Tangled:



KNIFE. o.o

lol!


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Post by Sergay Tate on Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:19 am

Luu Sky Sapphire wrote:Here's a good one from Disney's Tangled:



KNIFE. o.o

lol!


that movie was good. and lol @ the line xD silly cupid xD

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by GoldenSun13 on Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:31 pm

When in a conversation about race:

"Do you have a little *insert your race here* in you? Would you like a little *Insert your race* IN you?"

*Insert slap in the face*

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Kino karutta-chan on Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:35 pm

"You really want to share a king sized KitKat with me?"
If you don't get it you don't know this awesome vid:

Oh Nat :'D

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Post by ookamidesu on Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:13 pm

Kino karutta-chan wrote:"You really want to share a king sized KitKat with me?"
If you don't get it you don't know this awesome vid:

Oh Nat :'D

LOL. I remember showing people this a LONG time ago. Haha. I love Nat. She's silleh. XD

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Post by MidnightPersona on Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:22 pm

ookamidesu wrote:
Kino karutta-chan wrote:"You really want to share a king sized KitKat with me?"
If you don't get it you don't know this awesome vid:

Oh Nat :'D

LOL. I remember showing people this a LONG time ago. Haha. I love Nat. She's silleh. XD

My reply comment was gonna be along the same lines as Dye's, but she beat me to it.

Er, "Is that a mana worm in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Bring ample supply of butter and goblin jumper cables."
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was Hot. Like. Me."

...yes, those are from WoW. xD

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