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Post by ookamidesu on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:50 pm

Just as the title suggests, post pick up lines here!

They could be anything. They could be funny, stupid, random, cheesy, serious, etc etc. They could be directed at you, or you could have said it to someone, or you could have made it up to say to someone but never did. Whatever the case. You have one? Post it!

I'll start. XD

"Hi. How are you?"

...a simple classic. XD

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by MidnightPersona on Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:21 pm

"Is that a manaworm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"I could please you better than a wild Lickatung."

"Yuri only one for me, baby!"

"I have a drill to pierce your Heavens!"

"If I was a HiME, you'd be my MIP."

"I am the Shizuru to your Natsuki, now where's my leek..."

"I want you to be my Yukino. Now let's go on an Impact Adncenture!" (I think you mean Epic.)

"Wanna sign my Contract and be my personal Puella Magi?"

"I want to be your Otome. Please, master, let me please you."

"What do I have to throw on my Diplomacy check to get you to go on a date? Because I'm a natural 20 Baby!


AND that's all for now. Geeky ones ftw!

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by ookamidesu on Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:26 pm

"Hey baby, can I be your derivative? I want to lie tangent to your curves."

LOL. Math nerd >.>;;

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:17 am

Ooo, pick up lines! I'm subbed to a tumblr for those:

http://fuck-yeahpickuplines.tumblr.com/

They're all sooooooooooo bad, they're radical. XD

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by ookamidesu on Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:34 pm

Lol Luu~! Funny site. XD

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by GoldenSun13 on Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:41 pm

Loving the site Luu

"If I were to arrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together!" Chemistry FTW!

As they say: "Chemists do it periodically on tables." ;~)

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by ookamidesu on Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:50 pm

GoldenSun13 wrote:Loving the site Luu

"If I were to arrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together!" Chemistry FTW!

As they say: "Chemists do it periodically on tables." ;~)

LOL! Damn Chemists!! XD

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:56 pm

XD Thanks! I'm quite fond of it!

Here's a cheesy one I used when my previous gfs were in the middle of bathing/showering:

"*insert girl's name*... change color! Attractive! *moves in closer* NICE SOFTWARE!


And if I didn't get my love after that...

"Isolation. *sniff* ALOOOOOOOOONE."

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by ookamidesu on Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:03 pm

"I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities."

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:26 pm

Overheard this stinker today when we were at Wegmans:

"Do you know how man bones are in the human body? Do you want another one?"

Ugh. I wanted to slap the ginger out of him.

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by depression76 on Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:38 pm

LOL I have one.

"Fat Penguin"
"...what?"
"It breaks the ice. What's your name?"


Beware though, this will backfire if used on the phone.

*example*

A: "Fat Penguin."
B: "....what?"
A: "Fat penguin! Fat penguin! FAT PENGUIN!"
B: "...." *hangs up*

*later*

A: "She hung up on me!"
Me: "Eh? Why?"
A: "because! I told her the pickup line you told me the other day!"
Me: "Which one?"
A: "FAT PENGUIN! I said that to her, 3 times! and she HUNG UP ON ME!"
Me: "....what did you say?"
A: " FAT PENGUIN FAT PENGUIN!!"
Me: *facepalms* "It doesn't go like that, idiot! Don't start yelling 'fat penguins' at her!"


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Re: Pick up lines

Post by ookamidesu on Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:37 pm

depression76 wrote:LOL I have one.

"Fat Penguin"
"...what?"
"It breaks the ice. What's your name?"


Beware though, this will backfire if used on the phone.

*example*

A: "Fat Penguin."
B: "....what?"
A: "Fat penguin! Fat penguin! FAT PENGUIN!"
B: "...." *hangs up*

*later*

A: "She hung up on me!"
Me: "Eh? Why?"
A: "because! I told her the pickup line you told me the other day!"
Me: "Which one?"
A: "FAT PENGUIN! I said that to her, 3 times! and she HUNG UP ON ME!"
Me: "....what did you say?"
A: " FAT PENGUIN FAT PENGUIN!!"
Me: *facepalms* "It doesn't go like that, idiot! Don't start yelling 'fat penguins' at her!"


LOL! I have heard that actually being used before. XD

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by depression76 on Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:51 pm

ookamidesu wrote:
depression76 wrote:LOL I have one.

"Fat Penguin"
"...what?"
"It breaks the ice. What's your name?"


Beware though, this will backfire if used on the phone.

*example*

A: "Fat Penguin."
B: "....what?"
A: "Fat penguin! Fat penguin! FAT PENGUIN!"
B: "...." *hangs up*

*later*

A: "She hung up on me!"
Me: "Eh? Why?"
A: "because! I told her the pickup line you told me the other day!"
Me: "Which one?"
A: "FAT PENGUIN! I said that to her, 3 times! and she HUNG UP ON ME!"
Me: "....what did you say?"
A: " FAT PENGUIN FAT PENGUIN!!"
Me: *facepalms* "It doesn't go like that, idiot! Don't start yelling 'fat penguins' at her!"


LOL! I have heard that actually being used before. XD

LOL
this actually works...if you know how to use it properly hahaha.

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Post by Veronica-Searrs on Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:17 pm

Ah... The only ones I know just make sense for brazilians or guys who understand our language. Dx


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Post by ookamidesu on Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:39 pm

Veronica-Searrs wrote:Ah... The only ones I know just make sense for brazilians or guys who understand our language. Dx


Put them in here anyway and help your Brazilian peers. Ot give them a laugh. Either way... XD

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Re: Pick up lines

Post by MidnightPersona on Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:17 pm

Are you tired? Cuz you've been running though my mind all day.

As a side note, I was tired enough yesterday to think this was a GOOD IDEA to use on Zhang.

Dude, I was so sleep deprived I was drunK!?!? Also, I still need sleep.

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Post by Veronica-Searrs on Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:55 pm

ookamidesu wrote:
Veronica-Searrs wrote:Ah... The only ones I know just make sense for brazilians or guys who understand our language. Dx


Put them in here anyway and help your Brazilian peers. Ot give them a laugh. Either way... XD

I wonder if there's some Brazilian here. Aside from me, of course... Or who understands the language. Anyway, I'll post here later on. =P


And... Nice one, Midnight. xD

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:07 am

1. "PLEASE tell my you aren't jail bait..."

2. *he was in a sasuke costume, I was sakura* "So you support sakuraxSasuke do you? me too...should we set an example?"

3. "YOU'RE a Peacemaker fan too? it's on tonight. lets watch it in my hotel room..." (dunno if that counts but w/e. i didn't wait to find out)

^ From the Anime Expo forum. xD

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Post by MidnightPersona on Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:37 am

"I was hoping you'd come home with me. I love Chinese take-out."

Oh god, I am terrible. xD n The things I think when tired.

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:12 pm

"hey baby, wanna ride on my gundam?"

"hentai girls have nothing on you."

"wanna EVA baby?"


Awful. >_>

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Post by zanekal1 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:51 pm

Sorry we're out of chairs but my face is available

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Post by depression76 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:08 pm

A: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
B: Oh Really. What is that?
A: Its just that...your numbers not in it.


^That stuff actually works lol

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:48 pm

depression76 wrote:A: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
B: Oh Really. What is that?
A: Its just that...your numbers not in it.


^That stuff actually works lol

Finally; a GOOD one! I'mma steal eet. >:3

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Post by ookamidesu on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:41 pm

Lol. I love this pick-up lines. Here's one:


"Hi, you intrigue me. Let's forgo coffee and skip straight to dinner. My house. Tonight good?"

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Post by Luu Sky Sapphire on Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:59 pm

Remember Chobits?

*guy says to a girl in a Chi Costume* "Can I Restart You?" or "Where's YOUR power switch?"

>o< Oh God.

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